What is a concept without its peculiarities and a community without its quirks?

Here is a list of oft-used SlavesInc terms, the slave’s dialect:

People:

Wage Slave: You and me, all salaried tax-paying drones

 

 

 

Galley: Where the slaves toil most of their waking lives to earn their daily loaf/sub

As corrected by Kitchenmudge

 

 

Head Slave (HS): Your Boss, he who tells you to ‘row faster’ (accompanied by crack of whip)

 

 

 

Slave in Cheif (SIC): Your boss’ boss…Boss, the powers that be

 

 

 

Bottom Slave (BS): You, you nameless cog at the bottom of the pile

Suggested by Jonel

 

 

 

Slavery Supervision: Your favorite department, HR

 

 

 

 

Props:

Rowing Station: The confines of your cubicular existence

 

 

 

 

 Slave Station: Your Machine, your computer, your sinking stone

 

 

 

 

Banana: Leaves, Incentives, Appreciation cards…bait

 

 

 

Work Life Balance: WLB

W    L-B

W               L  B

W                          L

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Slavery Solicitation: Proving you are great at everything you hate doing, i.e. a job interview