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Having Arrived

In Boss, HR, humor, Office, Wage Slaves on May 30, 2011 at 02:21

They look at you differently. Routine interactions like the ones near the coffee machine suddenly become awkward. Ending conversations becomes difficult for lack of ways of addressing one another. No, you do not have a communicable disease. You; have been promoted. You are not a leper. You are, the Newly Crowned Prince (NCP). Saying Heir Apparent would be too self assuming.

You; have arrived. What you worked extra hard for, what you missed X’mas lunches for, what you cut down socializing for…is finally here. You get to live this uptight reality every day now. Lucky you!

Apart from the quarantine treatment dished out by your erstwhile peers, there are positive signs of your arrival in the big league:
• An enhanced stationary ration

• Re-enforced cubicle, separated by a cupboard instead of hollow modular partitions

• Long-distance calling facility

• And a fruity phone so work never leaves you, even when you are taking a loo break

More like corner workstation

The partial vantage of your new cubicular co-ordinates seems to be at an elevation. Or maybe, it is just your ego perched on a fluffy pedestal. You tell yourself to snap out of it. You do not want become like the bosses you despised. Albeit, you can’t help but notice the ant-like movements of the staff, your staff…putting various little tasks together with varying degree of skill and speed. All you have to do now is direct the traffic.

Neighbor's envy...

Instances of your boss’ worst behavior are already starting to make sense to you. It is a scary but devilishly empowering feeling. A contempt-full smile has quietly broken across your face as you ponder all this. Your hand, unknowingly stroking your new extra-large stapler, as a Pharao would stroke his favorite cat. It won’t be long now before the fringe benefits get to you.

– J.

  1. ‘us to them’ – a real test of hypocrisy
    very nicely put

    damn the pay cheque and fringe benefits, I wanna be a believer!

  2. Promotion-envy–what a great thing to write about! And you do it so well. Going from “us” to “them” is a sticky proposition, but the pay check helps, eh? So does the flashy stapler!

  3. But it’s true, isn’t it? Out of the many acts of my bosses that I despised (and do despise), I realize now that in a few cases I would do the same.

    It’s a question of perspective, I guess. From the parking lot of my office, I can easily scoff at the convoluted driving directions my boss gives me. All I need to do is to take the elevator to the 22nd floor and look at the jumble of streets and all the crazy traffic. It is then that I’ll understand the logic.

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