Deer Phriends,
With a heavy heart and a light pocket, today I say <insert google searched French word for goodbye>
My time with Acme Chemicals has been fantabulous, like an orgasm every minute.
Thank you all for blah blah…
Life is a journey coz…who gives a f*ck about originality.
Keep in touch randomid@inevercheckthisshit.com and let’s connect on LinkedIn where I will suddenly become more active than a circus monkey high on crack.
Warm Regards,
Bud