Deer Phriends,

With a heavy heart and a light pocket, today I say <insert google searched French word for goodbye>

My time with Acme Chemicals has been fantabulous, like an orgasm every minute.

Thank you all for blah blah…

Life is a journey coz…who gives a f*ck about originality.

Keep in touch randomid@inevercheckthisshit.com and let’s connect on LinkedIn where I will suddenly become more active than a circus monkey high on crack.

Warm Regards,
Bud